Corpse Kid

Monday 30 April 2007

LIttlE boring day :(

Today i woke up and got the school bus to erm ...... school! Haha!
First lesson i had maths and again did lots of work because i am just so cool like that. :p
Second lesson i had english and i wrote a very detailed essay on Brendon Urie's life history. I could even name his favourite cookie which is a Snickerdoodle Cookie. I wonder what a Snickerdoodle cookie is, i want one! Do you think Millies Cookies sells them?
After break i had ICT and we had a mock exam.
At dinner i started to feel ill so then half way through Geography i went out to the school nurse and call up my mum, and then the nurse called up my dad whose car has broken so couldn't pick me up anyway. My mum picked me up and then i went home and watched Pirates Of The Carribean!

Sunday 29 April 2007

Superlicious lasagne

Today i woke up and i went on the XBox on San Andreas with my brother. Then later on in the afternoon me, Sam and Dada went out into the garden and tidied it up so it didi not look like an overgrown jungle! My dad cut the grass and i swept and raked with Sam.
After the garden we went back inside and watched my new DVD Monster House, but half way through the DVD player cut off but it worked again soon after. I also went on the internet and printed off notes which i later read about comparing poems for my english test on monday.
I made a scrummy lasagne for tea. :P It was superlicious.
At about 6 me and Sam got the bus back to Burstwck and i revised my notes. Hopefully i will get a good grade!

Saturday 28 April 2007

:Drama

Today i woke up and then i went on GCSE Bitesize and wrote lots of notes in my anthology about the poems from different cultures while listening to My Chemical Romance (Famous Last Words) over and over again., which makes a difference because i am usually listening to Fall Out Boy.
Speaking of Fall Out Boy it was Patrick Stump's birthday yesterday, patrick is the lead vocalist out of Fall Out Boy. Wahoooooooooooo!
At 2 it was Drama and i went and most of my good drama friends were there.
Emily, Steph, Laura, Sophie, Corey and a lot of others were there. But so was Kurt who i really do not like, he is so bigheaded and in a game he was going completely crazy at me but in the end i completely won him anyway. Haha :D!
Me and Sophie made u a retarded dance to perform and it was actually the best because everybody else had about 4 moves and they were lifeless, but me and Sophie had about 10 moves and we shaked our booty just like Beyonce! We were pretending to be at a club and we danced like little freaks and then were sick and then walked off drunk. Haha!
We basically played games and talked to our friends. We played a game were we had to do emotions and Claire (The Instructor) told me my faces were really good! I was like "I know, they are aren't they." ;D
I bought the DVD Monster House and then went back to my dads and watched Doctor Who and a great movie called Phonebooth!

Friday 27 April 2007

Boring Day

Today when i woke up i got ready and was listening to Fall Out Boy. Hooray!
First lesson i had Physics and we kept watching videos on radiation, which was pretty boring!
Second lesson i had maths and the class went into the computer room and were revising parts for the test next week. Then we went on maths games.
After break i had RE and i again finished all of the work like i do every single RE lesson, unlike all the chavs and freaks in my class. We also have still not watched the end of the video yet..........
After dinner i had Business Studies and me and Rachel Carr were revising our case studies for the test on Wednesday and we answered questions on them too.
Last lesson i had History and disobeyed the seating plan and sat with my friend Jacob and he has some kind of crazy obsession with squirrels. :D Haha :D
After school my mum dropped me off a my dads and i went on the computer and watched television. My day was very boring! I am so tired!

Thursday 26 April 2007

Hip, Hip, Horray, No PE!

Today i was at the bus stop before the bus arrived again. Shock, shock, horror!
First lesson i had Chemistry and i probably did more then the full class because i did 6 pages and was like "Phew" because i only did it in 40 minutes. ;). Second lesson i had PE, but it was not actually PE because of the year 11s GCSE exams. We got handed out sheets but instead i did my food technology work. Which will actually get me somewhere in life.
Who ever knew sugar was a carbohydrate? Not me!
After break i had English and i was writing notes in my anthology for the poems on other culture test on monday.
After dinner i had Biology and i also did a lot of work while discussing why people in China mainly want male babies. :?
Last lesson i has Careers and we had a test which was the worst and most unrelevant test in the whole world. It was silly.
At home i was a good little student and did some of my food technology work.

Wednesday 25 April 2007

:) Yes No P.E :)

Today i got the the bus stop before the bus actually arrived so at first i thought i missed the bus altogether.
First lesson i was supposed to have P.E but the year 11s are having PE exams (but i still accidentally brought my kit) so we sat in the hall and did booklets and i did mine wrong so i ripped out lots of pages then just coloured it in so it was a little bit nicer and colourful. After a very boring colouring in lesson i had science and i did the work on the computer and then found out that Ryan Ross birthday is on the same day as mine. Wahooooooooo!
After break i had maths and i did the work and even finished it off for homework.
After diner i had Geograohy and we were doing volcanoes again and i drew a really good picture of a volcano.
Last lesson was business and Mrs Nuttall would not shut up so i just drew all lesson while making notes in the form of pictures.
At home i did a bit of revising for next weeks tests ans Sophie and Chloe off the bus came to call for me but i was busy with revising. I wish i went out but i couldn't.

Tuesday 24 April 2007

£150 On Glitter & Pens!

Today i woke up and was nearly late for the bus again, so i walked in the middle of the road so it could not leave without me.
First two lessons i had Food Technology and i did the work along with collecting about 200 paperclips which i later turned into a huge neclace in Citizenship which i could fit around my head about 8 times. (And i have a huge head!)
At dinner i went to the Ace Club which i like to call the Socially Retarded club because everybody there, except for me are a bit backwards. We were looking in a catalog, more like i was looking in a catalog and i ordered about £150 worth of glitter and glue and felt tips and things and everybody else only ordered about £30 worth of things. I was like Whoops! !)
After dinner i had english and we were reading boring poems from different cultures. :Ozzzz
Last lesson i had Chemistry and we were sticking some shapes onto our little model world.
After school i went to get my hair cut and i was in there for over an hour and when i went out it looked exacty the same. But the hairdresser was a very friendly person, who would not keep quite for a second and kept asking my mum if my hair was ok even though she should have been asking me. What a goof!

Monday 23 April 2007

I love the glasses -OO-

Today was the first day back to school from the weekend! :( The day i love the least! Corey was back at school again!
First lesson i had maths, and i did like 2 pages of work and was like Woo!
Second lesson i ad English with Mr Crawforth and he is a sweaty mess, he didn't actually give us instructons on what to do!
At break i found some little geeky glasses with selotape all around them and i wore them for the trest of the day. I loved those glasses until they broke. People kept saying i looked like Harry Potter or Ugly Betty.
After break i had I.C.T with Mr Wyles (one of my most disliked teachers!), only because one time he sent me to isolation!
After dinner i had Geography and we were doing about plates and volcanoes and how tsunamis are caused. Major hard stuff. Haha.
After Geography i had History and i had to sit next to a bratty little barbie doll, who was so annoying and kept very unslyly copying off my video notes.
When i got home i went on the computer and spoke to my weird and wonderful friends on msn for lots of hours.

Sunday 22 April 2007

Poor little hedgehog ;(

Today i got the bus into town at half past nine. Yawn, i was like super tired but if i got the last bus the i would be late meeting Emily anyway.
We went to the cinema today and saw Blades Of Glory again because we both really enjoyed it the first time we saw it. There were only eight people in the cinema screen so people didn't mind that much when we were bursting out laughing and rolling around on the floor. Haha.
We especially laughed when someone said, "People in Nabraska all carry guns and smell of soup!" :D
After cinema me and Emily were walking aroung town and a girl was bragging about how she has killed a poorr little hedgehog because she jumped on it and kicked open its mouth until it bled. Eww! Then at 3 Emilys mum picked her up because she was going out to a meal so i met up with my sister Danielle and we also walked around town and we were so hungry and bought chocolate. jelly babies and crisps. Then we felt all fat. ;)
At home i went on the computer (like every night) and watched the re run of Doctor Who!

Saturday 21 April 2007

Stinky!

Today i was so bored i didn't go in town because nobody was going in so i stayed at home and watched television and ate hot pockets. Haha ;).
I did actually clean out the chicken house thing so i wasn't completely useless all day! I hated the smell of it, i was like eww!
At 7 i went out to Corey James house, he got excluded for setting of the fire alarm. Tuttut! His nan kept asking me to call her if he stepped out of line again, she was been so queer. I just kept saying "Yes".
We played on the playstation and i kept winning him at Armageddon and Bowling :). I was the Best! I can't belive i missed Doctor Who to do that though!

Friday 20 April 2007

E, D, D,

Today i got to the bus stop and was greeted by my friend Sophie, Luke and Chloe who i sat with on the top of the bus reading my Kerrang magazine.
First lesson i had Physics and we got back our test grades, mine were the best in the class but they werte still not that excellent. I got a D in Biology, a D in Physics and a E in Chemistry, i got my target for them all except for Chemistry and in Biology and Physics i was 2 marks below a C.
Secong lesson i has Maths and we were doing stem and leaf diagrams, When the hell do you ever use most of these things out of school. :S.
After break i had RE and my asshole of a class stopped us from watching the video again so instead i did 4 pages of work.
After dinner i had Business Studies and we were doing about Franchises, which i now know what one is! Do you? Probably not!
After business i had History and Mrs Sowden gave us a seating plan and i am sat next to a manufactured barbie doll who kept asking me then time every 2 minutes.
After i got home i just did my normal things which is going on the computer and thenwatching television. I do so not have an exciting life!

Thursday 19 April 2007

Mr GarthHATE

Today i woke up and got to the bus stop just in time but so did my friend Sophie so she sat with me and we were talking about Fall Out Boy. :D
Who i completely love!!!
First lesson i had Chemistry and we painted our paper mache baloons from last lesson blue but i got more paint on the tabled then on the balloon.
Second lesson was PE and i had Cricket, i batted the ball but forgot to run so i got no points. I bowled the ball and i was actually aiming for the people i didn't like rather then the wickets. Which was a hell of a lot of people. Then i gave up and started talking to my friend Chris. Haha. Then Mr Garthwaite had the cheek to say "IF you wan't to be accepted into this group you should not talk to Chris!" i said "I should be accepted anyway!!!" and tehn he just walked off, so i talked to Chris again.
I renamed Mr Garthwaite, Mr GarthHATE
After PE was english and me i talked to Harriet. OMG! I haven't talked to Harriet since like Janruary cos she fell out with me. We used to be like best friends for over a year. She was ace! :)
After dinner was biology and me and Ellis were on games again, whoops. Last lesson was Career's and it was boring as usual, Mr Davies gave someone a detention for saying Gay. Haha. How gay is that! :p
I got Kerrang and got the huge Fall Out Boy poster. Yaey

Wednesday 18 April 2007

:( Softball ):

Today was just as bad as the day before, i would even say worse!
Today i wrestled my way on a seat on the over packed bus.
First lesson i had P.E, which got changed to softball. I thought it would be ok because my friend Chris was in the class but he didn't join in so i was alone and the complete knobheads in my class were making fum out of me. They were saying "I like your watch" in a sarcastic way and i was saying "Yeah i do too tithead". I hate everyone in my class even Mr Garthwait the teacher. He once had a huge go at me and told me to go to connexions where somebody gives a s**t about me! :,(n was Biology and me and my friend Ellis Simpson were on games in the computer room.
After break i had Maths and me and my friend Aimee were winding up a girl called Rachel. Haha.
After dinner i had Geography and me and Sharon both got 9/15 in a little test, and then last lesson was Business Studies and Mrs Nuttall never shut the hell up so i just had to look like i was listening. :). Like always!

Tuesday 17 April 2007

:( School :(

Today was the first day of school again after the easter holidays!
I woke up at half 6 and had a shower and then got all of my things ready, i went out for my bus but had no idea where to get it from because the school buses have changed, so i walked around and folowed somebody i recognised. I am not on the bus 2SA instead of the 416.
I absolulutely hate school buses but today there must have been about 60 people crammed on a old, smelly double decker. Instead of 4 buses going in Burstwick they shortened it to 2, which is a very stupid thing to do! There were 2 other people forcing themselves onto my bus seat, and they were . . . fat, so it was painful!
At school i had Food Technology first lesson and i finished all of my work, which was the start of our main project for 60% of our GCSE grades, 40 hours of it is practical. Wahooooo. I love cooking!
After technology i had boring Citizenship which i like to call S**tizens**t, i hate it because i don't like my form tutor or my form.
After dinner i had english with sweaty Mr Crawforth, i did half of my coursework and handed it in, he was very pleased.
Last lesson i had Chemistry and we were making paper mache globes but i made a mess and got glue all over Natalie and Ellie (who are big chav girls in my class). I got called out to go see Mr Cooper about my statement because Corey James pushed the firealarm the day we broke off for easter. Tut-tut.
For the rest of the night i revised Business for the test tomorrow.

Monday 16 April 2007

16th!

Today was another enjoyable day in town with my friend Stephique, my little pink haired Steph from lazy town. It is really my good friend Steph from Hull Truck Youth Theatre who tried fake tan so looked like a Nicole Richie wannabee!, (Hull Truck always choose the same people for the plays) :O Totally unfair !!! Me and Steph went around town and then went for a pit stop at Subway for about half an hour, it was like Yawn, but the sitting and eating sure paid off because we then walked forever again.
:D Haha :D I had a great time!
I bought a cork board toput on and pictures and when i got home i spray painted it silver and stuck over 200 shiny stars all around then border. I was like Coolios!
I pimped my corkboard!

15th

Today i woke up and then rang up Emily but she was still half asleep so she was just mumbling so i could not understand a thing she said. But it was at aboput 9am i rang. :).
I was supposed to meet her at 11 but she had only just woke up so she then said half 1 but then she wasn't ready so then she said that we should meet at 12. I went into town for 12 but then she wasn't ready and ended up meeting me at 1. I t was so hot and i was wearing all black and i was like "SO HOT" but i didn't say it like Paris Hilton would! Then we walked around town and we saw Emilys friend Kimmi and we sat on the suitcases in TKMaxx for about 1 hour laughing and talking. Then at about 4 i got the bus home while eating a yummy Millies Cookie. Mmm.
My nana made me tea and then we sat down and watched television and i drew pictures because i was extremely bored!

14th

Today i went into town with my goodfriend Jelly Belly, Kelso, Kellisimo. Her real name is Kelly, these are just names i have assigned her with. ;)
She has been one of my best friends since i started the school of complete assholes and bitches. I HATE South Holderness Technology College!
Me and Kelly were in town for about an hour then my brother Sam met us for and then at 1 o clock we met Becky Gill, my best friend since nursery until about year 6. We walked around town and i didn't buy anything, but oh well i got to save my money for my other days in town! :D.Me and Becky left town at 4 o clock and then i went to my nanas and cut her lawn. She paid me. Wahoooo. So now i have more money.
Yeehaa cowboy!!!!

Friday 13 April 2007

What a goof!

Today i woke up but was still so tired because i watched Jaws until about half one. I went on the computer and did some more of my English coursework but i got so confused because i just kept repeating what i was saying and not making much sense so i went on the Sims.
(Which was a lot better then coursework.)
I was also chasing my annoying brother around and shot him in his bum twice with my BB gun. He was like *Owwie owwie oww!*. It made me laugh for ages but it made him cry ffor ages, later on i chased him aroung the garden and he slipped on a nettle and i laughed again.
He is such a goof.

Thursday 12 April 2007

* Brendon Urie *


Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Brendon Urie,
Happy Birthday to you.

Blades Of Glory!

WOW! Cinema's two days in a row! WOW!
Thankgod that Blades Of Glory wasn't as rubbish as Meet The Robinsons because if it was i may surely be put off cinema forever. In fact it was the best and funniest thing i have seen at cinemas for a long time.
I went to the cinemas with my mum, brother and sister and at first there was a tall skinny girl who resenbled features of a rat and a fat ugly girl who couldn't even fit in a seat (really) so she sat on two seats and they were so annoying until a man came in and told them to shut up or go out. They were chavs! And ugly chavs at that!
The film was so funny and i would go and see it again.
I would give the film a 9/10 only because of the girls and because the chairs are like sitting on a brick wall for two hours, my bumbum hurt!
I bought the new Fall Out Boy single *Thnx Fr The Mmmrs*, even though i already have there album. <3 Fall Out Boy <3.

Meet The Robinsons!


My computer froze again so this is from yesterday when me and my girlfriend Emily went into town and see Meet the Robinsons which we later regretted after we saw it on account that it was so crap!
The plot to Meet The Robinson's was an orphan boy who was good at science who went into the future and his best friend in the past was his worst enemy in the future along with a flying electronic hat called Doris, I was like WTF is this movie on about, but wait there is more, he convinced his bestfriend that Doris was using him to take over the world and then would kill him. But of course it was a Disney mivie so he got adopted and everyone lived happily ever after. Awww :).
Has anybody ever not got a happy ending on a Disney Film?
Out of ten i would give it a lame 3/10! It was lame! Really, really lame!
After that i saw some other friend Kayla and Emily, it was Kayla's birthday. Whooooo! I was with them and we got a photo from Gogh's Photoshop and i looked Awful!!!!

Tuesday 10 April 2007

Coursework sucks

Today i was all focused on my coursework because it needs to be in when i go back to school after the Easter Holidays. I woke up and then went on the computer and got out "Romeo and Juliet" book to help me and Horray, i actually did some. It might not be the best but at least i still did some which is what i should have been doing instead of going into town over the past week. But Hey Ho no point in regreting my fun fun holidays.
I have seen friends, been into town, spent lots of money (hence why i am so skint!) and done lots of fun fun things.
Well anyway i did bits of each section for my coursework, but then i couldn't be bothered anymore and went on the Sims. Haha :D
But now i might be clever and attempt to do some more.

9th on the 10th

Today is actually the 10th but my internet froze so i am writing the post today. ;) On the 9th i got woken up at 10 and then went on my new Sims game for a couple of hours after that i wemt outside and helped my mum with the garden and then came back inside on the Sims game.
Why is the Sims so addictive?
In the afternoon i went to the golf course to see if they had any jobs free but unfortunately they didn't and unfortunately i still have no money at all. :( :( :(.
I can't remember what i did after that but i imagine my brother was annoying me at some point. Haha.

Sunday 8 April 2007

A Windass Walk :(BORING):

My dad decided it would fun to go on a long pointless walk like we usually do just to waste time in our lives. Time i want back!
Me, Sam (my brother) and my dad left the house at 11:30 and we went into town for a walk :(
First we walked around River Hull and i saw my work experience placement *The Deep* then we carried on walking around near the river and we stopped for a drink at a pub called the Minerva. My dad decided for us to have a drink outside in the wind and our things were flying around. You can only sit inside if you are eating a meal and i think a bag of Quavers is a meal.
When we were finished we were walking around (again) and my dad just kept taking picture after pictures of old pubs. At 1:30 we went to Wilberforce house which was more of a waste of my life then the walk. Wilberforce House was to full so you couldn't fit anywhere, read any of the displays or do nearly anything. The only thing i actually liked in the house was the waxwork of William Wilberforce from Madame Tussauds from 1933.
After our expedition we went to pick up my sister (Danielle) and then went to Morgan's (my dads partners) mum and dads and i played with baby Stella and pushed her around in her pram and played football with her. Even though she was probably better then me :).

XOXOXOX

What Is The True Meaning Of Easter?


What Is The True Meaning Of Easter?

The meaning of easter used to be focused on Easter Sunday but now is more focused on the Easter Bunny. People believe the modern meaning of easter is to gorge on chocolate eggs and play with big fluffy teddies. I myself don't mind an easter egg but what i do mind is the traditional values of easter slowly fading away.

XOXOXOX

Saturday 7 April 2007

From Rich to Poor

Today after i eventually woke up from a tiring night at Welly, Me my dad (David Windass), my brother Sam and my sister Danielle all went into Hull City Centre.
We walked around and i bought The Sims2 Celebration Stuff for £10 which my dad completely destroyed the box (and probably the game of) because the stupid woman in the store forgot to remove the security tag so my dad decided to hack it open with a knife instead of take it back to the store. We went to my nana's and she made us her famous Windass Chilli. Yummers :). Then she gave us a chocolate cupcake with chocolate chunks in it with chocolate sauce on the top with chocolate eggs on that. I may be a chocolate fan but that was a bit Over The Top.
After my nana's we went into ASDA and went shopping for cat food otherwise Larry and Penny would die (even though Larry likes to attack and nearly kill Penny anyway). We came home and went back because i saw a camera i wanted so i went and bought the camera for £56. Whoo. But now i am poor again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then on the way back just as dad finished getting petrol and we were crashed into by a dopey stuck up woman driving a BMW (thinking she owned the road) reversed into us! her excuse was "I was backing up" what kind of a lame excuse is that?

XOXOXOX

1st Blog Post

Hello! It My First Blog Post! :D
I don't know what will become of my blog but i hope to write *Sins Not Tragedies*.
You may be asking well just who is the Corpse Kid?
*I am the kid with a tearaway face, here in a flash and gone without a trace, I am the who when you call who's there, I am the wind blowing through your hair, I am the shadow in the moon at night filling your dreams to the brim with fright.*
Be afraid be very afraid for where i am there is nowhere to hide. Mwuhahahahahahahaha.

XOXOXOX